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"Fait Chier Putain de Merde" Tee Shirt for Men | Julie Collas Merch
FAIT CHIER – Putain de Merde T-Shirt
The ultimate T-shirt for men who complain like Parisians but always with style.
For the men who truly understand the Parisian state of mind.
Sharp attitude, effortless style, and just the right amount of sarcasm this T-shirt captures the iconic mood of Paris in one bold statement: “Fait Chier Putain de Merde.”
Minimalist yet unapologetically French, this tee is made for the most Parisian of men: the ones who drink espresso standing at the counter, complain elegantly, and somehow still look incredibly chic doing it.
Whether worn under a blazer, with jeans, or casually on the streets of Paris, it instantly adds that cool, ironic French touch to any outfit.
And because true Parisian attitude has no gender, the design also exists in a women’s version.
Designed with a classic round neck, short sleeves, and a tubular cut without side seams, it offers maximum comfort and a clean silhouette. Reinforced stitching and an elastane collar finish ensure extra durability for everyday wear.
This tee comes from The English Comedy Show in Paris | Oh My God She's Parisian by Julie Collas, performed every Friday and Saturday at 8:15PM at Théâtre BO Saint-Martin, 19 Boulevard Saint-Martin, 75003 Paris.
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Details & Care
keyboard_arrow_downMaterial
100% Cotton — soft, breathable, and made to last.
Care instructions
Machine washable at 30°C. Do not tumble dry. Iron on low heat if needed. Do not bleach.
About the blank
Printed on a Sol’s blank — Oeko-Tex certified and a Fair Wear Foundation member since 2014.
Shipping
keyboard_arrow_downOrders are delivered within mainland France and globally.
Processing time
Orders are shipped within 72 working hours after confirmation of your order and receipt of payment.
Shipping fees
Displayed at checkout, borne by the customer, and calculated by destination and package weight.
Carrier
Orders are shipped via Colissimo or equivalent tracked carrier.
Tracking
A tracking number is sent by email once your order has been shipped.
Returns & Refunds
keyboard_arrow_downYou have 14 days from receipt of your order to exercise your right of withdrawal, in accordance with French consumer law.
To initiate a return, contact us at: boutiquejuliecollas@gmail.com
Return conditions
Items must be new, unworn, unwashed, undamaged, in their original packaging with all tags intact, and accompanied by proof of purchase.
Return shipping costs are borne by the customer. Returns must be sent via a tracked shipping method.
Return address
Julie Collas – DearestParis Production
9 rue Anatole de la Forge
75017 Paris, France
Refunds
Issued within 14 days via the same payment method as the original order.
Note: worn, washed, or damaged items and customised products cannot be returned or refunded.
SHOW EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY AT 8:15PM
Every Friday and Saturday, my English stand up show in Paris take place at 8:15m at le bo theatre near République Subway Stations
This is why she decided to write a book about Parisians, but wise friends advised her to make it into a play.
Julie created Oh My God She’s Parisian!, her 100% English comedy show about Paris, Parisians, French clichés, love, fashion, tourists, food, and all the cultural shocks that make life in France so hilarious. Season 2026 is back from September 26th, every Friday and Saturday at 8:15 PM.
To book your comedy show in Paris, click on one of the icons below
A question about the show or the merchandising? Please fell free to reach me, I'll do my best to answer you quickly!
Do you need to speak fluent English to understand the comedy show in Paris ?
keyboard_arrow_downNo, the people who come to see oh my god she's Parisian come from all over the world and are not necessarily English speakers. You just need to understand English properly. A French child of 15 can understand English well enough to see the show.
At what age can I take my child to see Oh my god she's Parisian?
keyboard_arrow_downWe recommend this show for adolescents aged 16 and over, even if we have younger children accompanying their parents. It is possible to take them under 16 but they may not understand the subtleties of the show.
Does the comedy show contain explicit scenes?
keyboard_arrow_downThe show does not contain any explicit scenes, but there are a few swear words (Parisians say a lot of them!) and the actress refers to a few explicit words in a humorous way that is not offensive to anyone. You've come to see a stand-up comedy!
Does the theatre have air conditioning?
keyboard_arrow_downYes, the theatre is air-conditioned.
How many seats does the theatre have?
keyboard_arrow_downThe theatre has a capacity of 70 seats.